I've come to the conclusion since living in the barren arctic north that the government must be putting something in the water that convinces people that playing in not quite frozen water, and that strapping planks of wood to their feet is fun. It's not. Think about how ridiculous that is for a second. I'm this close to actually buying my airstream and driving it down south.
But I digress.
For now I shall focus on the fact that it's nearly 90 outside, and show you my favourite barely there clothing.